Thursday, September 24, 2009

Useless

Spike the goat kid wants to know why, at the ends of my front legs where the hooves are supposed to be, I have all these useless nipples.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Zucchini

...imagines that anyone who saw me walking Bogie this afternoon wonders why my dog was carrying a zucchini the size of his head.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Freedom

...is certain that 99+% of the people out on the street screeching about "freedom" don't have the vaguest clue what that word means.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Not a nightmare

...woke up from a bad dream. Not a nightmare -- a bad dream: Stupid story, amateurish writing, acting and staging. C'mon, brain, you can do better than that.